Oops!!! Millennials aren’t as interested in breasts as older younger generations says Pornhub

Stand up straight, push out your chest and work that feminine charm, as bountiful boobs are back in style. For the last year, those of us blessed with a chest have been slaves to the trend for curbing our curves.

But now you can welcome the return of the out-and-proud cleavage. They were tech-savvy early adopters with open minds, a penchant for minimalism and they practically invented blogging- because, their voices are just as important as anyone else’s. Yet as the years have gone by, how much do they love making fun of millennials?

Among the things millennials have apparently killed off are TV shows that air weekly, the taxi industry, and brothels (say hello to Tinder). Now you can add boobs to the list. Especially the plus-size variety. To which Boomers, Xers and Ys will presumably splutter, “Back in our day, we were grateful for anything above a B-cup.”

The data comes from an impeccable source. Pornhub bills itself as the world’s largest porn website with billions of hits, and as with any such cyber-entity of this scale, it thoughtfully provides an insights section. So that in one’s downtime  —  as it were — you can crunch some X-rated metrics. Recently, it focused on all things breasts and found some interesting correlations.

First up, April tends to be a boom month for large-breast searches — we’ll spare you some of the mammary synonyms used — especially in 2014 and 2015. Since then and up until July of this year, the trend has drooped like American Apparel stock.

At the same time, searches for small breasts perked up to such a degree that they now overshadow their bustier counterparts. Also on the up and up are searches for natural breasts.

 

While it would be tempting to ascribe these fluctuations to a greater diversity of body acceptance and a shunning of pneumatically enhanced artifice, the reality of the matter is that the youngsters these days just aren’t into boobs, full stop.

At least that’s what their search patterns indicate, with Pornhub declaring, “Visitors between the ages of 18 to 24 are 19 percent less likely to search for breasts when compared to all other age groups, but visitors aged 55 to 64 are 17 percent more likely to search.”

Among those age 25 to 35, there has been an 11 percent drop.

That’s not to say the fascination has ceased entirely — it’s more a slow fade.

Confusing, right? So let’s just do the most convenient thing when presented with such contradictory data and blame the millennials.

 

By: Aviral Nigam

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