Pornhub is giving Free premium access to cities with X-rated names
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Now, that you are here chances are that you want a free premium access by the world’s leading porn website – Pornhub. And guess what? An Indian city from Tamil Nadu is also in the race for the free premium access.
The only criteria that drawn down for the few chosen ones were to select towns with double-meaning, pun-intended names, that will set bells ringing and set alarm bells in the minds of whoever gets to hear it. And if you’re one of the lucky few, you can also get access to premium services by the giant. The only condition being is that you should be living in one such city. This is karma, right on to your face waving at you.
The information is shared by the site on their official Twitter
account by a 2 minutes long promotional video which is captioned as:
“Do you live in Lower Dicker? If you live in one of those special towns that formerly made you embarrassed to state your location, fret not. They are now part of “Premium Places” and you get FREE access to Pornhub Premium because you deserve it!” Cumbum town in Tamil Nadu is one of these “premium places”.
According to a report by RT, Hairy Hill and Dildo in Canada, French Lick in the US, Penistone, UK and Gay, Russia, are some of the 50 “blessed” destinations that Pornhub has pinned on a map on its website. Applaud pour in soon Pornhub announces the scheme:
LoL – bless you @Pornhub pic.twitter.com/9OVSrXu4cS
— Lance James (@Myll_Erik) March 28, 2018
I guess there's now one good reason to live in Big Bone, Kentucky: https://t.co/9gIKXCO7Xt
— Adrian Ghazi (@adrianghazi) March 27, 2018
@Pornhub my towns name is Seaman, Ohio.
We'd love some free premium 🙂— Kaloop (@Karubisgod) March 27, 2018
It may be tough to call towns like Rectum, Dildo, and Cummings home, but now residents of places whose names illicit mocking from strangers are getting a gift from the altruists at Pornhub. 😂https://t.co/gwsfGJjnDo
— Fábio Caldeira (@fcaldeira) March 27, 2018
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