NLC Satire: Ignored by both Akhilesh and Mulayam Singh Yadav, One Samajwadi Party leader made himself a party president!
With elections around the corner in UP, and the big chacha-bhatija-papa fight in Samajwadi Party, This new year starts with a bang and the fun will always increase from here. Party supremo Mulayam Singh was the national president or still is at this point we don’t know, state CM and Mulayam’s son Akhilesh Yadav has become the unanimous President.
While several leaders are confused about the whole thing, we too! One SP leader from Eastern UP, is really angry after he saw that his name doesn’t figure in either of the 2 lists of candidates. Ram Kumar has now decided to become a National Party president and will soon issue his own list of SP candidates for the elections.
“I have been with the Samajwadi Party ever since I was born and now I have been ignored so completely by the father-son duo. After I didn’t find a mention in Mulayam Ji’s list, I thought our young leader Akhilesh must be giving me a ticket since I am among the younger politicians, only 65 years old. However, even he forgot to give me the ticket from any seat. Now i have decided i will become a new national president of the party. What do they think, only they can issue lists? I can issue my own list of candidates in which I will figure prominently”, SP leader said.
There’s a discussion in party that from now onwards everyone will become a National Party President.
Meanwhile, CM Akhilesh Yadav was listening to Haanikaarak Bapu song from Dangal and was playing the line ‘Tujhse behtar apni Hindi filmon ke khalnayak hain’ on loop.
By: Saket Sharma