Never before has a member of the male species wished for a smaller manhood, Trust me no one wants a little sausage. Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita will be ruing the size of his phallus after it caused him to foul during the qualifying rounds at the Rio Olympics.
Ogita was attempting to clear a height of 5.3 meters (17.3 feet) in group A of the first round of the pole vault, when his leg came in contact with the bar. As he began to drop back down toward the ground, his shin grazed the bar, causing it to wobble dangerously.
But it was his penis that delivered the final blow. Already unsteady, the bar was dislodged from its holdings when
Ogita’s old fellow decided to make an appearance and slap the metal. The vaulter’s arm then collected the bar as it began to fall.
The foul effectively cost Ogita a place in the final. Despite clearing the height on his second attempt, the Japanese athlete was only able to make a height of 5.45 meters (17.8 feet) with his last jump, which left him in 21st place, ending his campaign in Rio. What a way to end your Olympic dream: thwarted by the one thing no man ever wants to let him down.
Well we know now Ogita has a huge *something* that he should be proud of but that thing ain’t got him gold near future, well there’s a famous saying “You get some and you lose some” this is one of the times. Better luck next time.