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This Guy Just Wrote His Resume With Google Auto-Complete, And Its So Good That He Deserve The Job

Let’s be honest, nobody likes writing resumes. They’re boring, they’re time-consuming, and they’re often a complete waste of time. But one guy came up with a brilliant way to save all the hassle of writing his CV. How? He used Google autocomplete instead! And although we’re not sure whether he’ll ever get a job with it, he definitely succeeded in making us laugh, because as you can see below, his resume is nothing short of hilarious.

“I needed to update my CV so I did it all through Google autocomplete and soon I will have every job,” tweeted Aaron Gillies, a London-based author who also maintains a well-known funny Twitter account called TechnicallyRon. But given that his resume states that he identifies as a wolf, that he was born to love you, and that he is trained in gorilla warfare and can prove it mathematically, he better hope that he finds an employer with a serious sense of humour!

“I am trained in gorilla warfare and I can prove it mathematically”

Employers might not be impressed, but the internet thought it was brilliant

Some people even tried it themselves with equally funny consequences:

10 political mavens with revised two liner resumes!

Have you ever wondered if the Indian politicians would have honest resumes what would that be? Or if asked to define themselves in two lines ‘honestly’ what would they write? well, we have categorized the two politicians into two main categories:

  • The Arrogant One
  • The nonsense one

And today we proudly present you the ‘Arrogant’ ones!

1. Vasundhara Raje :

Vasundhara Raje 2

“They even raped a transgender in Ajmer,
She might have forgotten to put this up on her website.”

2. Jethmalani :

Jethmalani 2

“25 lakhs required to just look at a case,
If only one could have bought civility”

3. Amit Shah :

Amit Shah 1

“Don’t fear him upon the post he holds,
Fear him for he’s out on bail.”

4. Kapil Sibbal :

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“When in a spat with the court,
You have Kapil Sibbal’s ‘Sahara’.”

5. Mayawati :

Mayawati

“Known by the garlands she wears,
And the elephants she spent the flowers on”

6. Sharad Pawar :

sharad

“With his every gasp of triumph,
Dawood smiles back, somewhere safe.”

7. Hema Malini :

Hema Malini 1

“Craving luxuries on her time of work,
Wonder if she still does it for the camera.”

8. Subramanian Swamy :

Subramanian Swamy 2

“As insightful as he is and as literate,
That he revealed Vajpayee being a drunkard womanizer.”

9. Smriti Irani :

Smriti Irani 1

“The idol sweeper, the idol Bahu,
The idol HRD minister with a fake degree.”

10. Meenakshi Lekhi :

Meenakshi Lekhi 2

Well, it can’t be better enough quoting Meenakshi Lekhi herself to end this thing.

“Aise badmaashi karenge ye?
Day in and day out, Nonsense!”