10 political mavens with revised two liner resumes!

Have you ever wondered if the Indian politicians would have honest resumes what would that be? Or if asked to define themselves in two lines ‘honestly’ what would they write? well, we have categorized the two politicians into two main categories:

  • The Arrogant One
  • The nonsense one

And today we proudly present you the ‘Arrogant’ ones!

1. Vasundhara Raje :

Vasundhara Raje 2

“They even raped a transgender in Ajmer,
She might have forgotten to put this up on her website.”

2. Jethmalani :

Jethmalani 2

“25 lakhs required to just look at a case,
If only one could have bought civility”

3. Amit Shah :

Amit Shah 1

“Don’t fear him upon the post he holds,
Fear him for he’s out on bail.”

4. Kapil Sibbal :

Kapil_Sibal1

“When in a spat with the court,
You have Kapil Sibbal’s ‘Sahara’.”

5. Mayawati :

Mayawati

“Known by the garlands she wears,
And the elephants she spent the flowers on”

6. Sharad Pawar :

sharad

“With his every gasp of triumph,
Dawood smiles back, somewhere safe.”

7. Hema Malini :

Hema Malini 1

“Craving luxuries on her time of work,
Wonder if she still does it for the camera.”

8. Subramanian Swamy :

Subramanian Swamy 2

“As insightful as he is and as literate,
That he revealed Vajpayee being a drunkard womanizer.”

9. Smriti Irani :

Smriti Irani 1

“The idol sweeper, the idol Bahu,
The idol HRD minister with a fake degree.”

10. Meenakshi Lekhi :

Meenakshi Lekhi 2

Well, it can’t be better enough quoting Meenakshi Lekhi herself to end this thing.

“Aise badmaashi karenge ye?
Day in and day out, Nonsense!”

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